Voicemail/Tip Box

[tanteiotaku]

Communicator Voicemail box

"You've just missed Shotaro Hidari. I'm probably fighting those that make the city cry. I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done."

Tip Box
The box is cardboard, mostly purple with some black bits. The top has a standup part on it that reads "Hidari Detective Agency". The message on it says: Need help? Know someone that does? See something weird you want someone to look into? Leave me a note here!

Comments

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[decideformyself]

I suppose it could be seen as a sort of pun. I can't help thinking that the loss of your foot was, indeed, the result of an earnest decision.

Re: text;

[tanteiotaku]

I guess you're right. Maybe I've got a leg up on this.

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[decideformyself]

Ah, is this the "gallows humor" I've read about?

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[tanteiotaku]

Freaking out about it is what the Warden wants. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction.

Just try not to bust a gut laughing.

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[decideformyself]

Amusing! You're really putting your best foot forward, Shotaro.

Re: text;

[tanteiotaku]

At least I don't have to worry about putting my foot in my mouth while I'm keeping everyone in stitches.

[decideformyself]

I should be writing these jokes down. You're brilliant, Shotaro. Here, let me make a footnote.