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Voicemail/Tip Box

Communicator Voicemail box

"You've just missed Shotaro Hidari. I'm probably fighting those that make the city cry. I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done."

Tip Box
The box is cardboard, mostly purple with some black bits. The top has a standup part on it that reads "Hidari Detective Agency". The message on it says: Need help? Know someone that does? See something weird you want someone to look into? Leave me a note here!

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[ Oh, right. ] That would be a hindrance.

I see your point.

You're some kind of weirdo. But I guess you can't help it. [Not said in a judgy way, just kind of a statement of fact.]

Are you, of all people, really saying that to me? You're the strangest person I've ever met, Shotaro.

Eeh? I'm not strange at all!

Of course you are.

Do I want to know why you think I'm strange?

I can't even begin to fathom the way you think, and I have been trying. You're incredibly mysterious, Shotaro Hidari.

What are you talking about? I'm completely normal.

I may not have much experience with what is normal and what is not, but it seems to me that you aren't.

It's rude to call people abnormal, you know. Especially when it's like the pot and the kettle.

What does kitchenware have to do with this?

"It's like the pot calling the kettle black." You calling me abnormal is funny because you're pretty abnormal.

...do those come in black? The pots and kettles in the kitchen are silver in color.

Haaaah~ Nevermind.

This is why I say you're strange, Shotaro.

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